Aunt Yaminka Icyflippers was bringing Raz pumpkin pie! She made the pumpkin pie all by herself. She made it with love. She also called Elmo for a play date.
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Thursday, November 1, 2007
I Stole Elmo! (and a delicious apple pie)
My funniest story you ever heard!
It's called "I Stole Elmo! (and a delicious apple pie)". I hope you like it!
Raz was watching Elmo on TV. When it was time for Mr. Noodle to come out, something appeared on TV. "Elmo is at the iceberg! He is also holding a delicious apple pie!" said a reporter on TV. Raz got excited. He scurried over to me. I was about to sit down to eat my noodles. But when I sat down, Raz tipped the chair over. (But I didn't have any noodles in my hand. That was a relief!) As I was saying, Raz tipped over the chair. I fell down. Raz said: "Belldranit, Elmo is holding a delicious apple pie at the iceberg! I have to go see him!" I said: "Do you want me to steal Elmo and his delicious apple pie?" Raz said: "Oh yes! That would be the best thing you ever did for me!" I went to the iceberg. I went behind Elmo. I grabbed him. Then I went back to my igloo. Raz cheered. "Fa la la la, Elmo's world. Fa la la..." sang Elmo. He couldn't sing anymore because I taped up his mouth! I said: "Elmo, meet Raz! Raz, meet Elmo!" Elmo mumbled. Raz cheered. "Hey Elmo," said Raz. "I'm going to eat you up!" "That's the spirit!" I said. I headed out the door. I said: "Maybe Graeter's is open. I can always get a watermelon sorbet." Before I knew it, Graeter's was open. I got a watermelon sorbet. Then I headed back to check on Raz (and Elmo). Raz ate the delicious apple pie! I said: "I bet you don't need this watermelon sorbet!" Raz said: "WHAT?!?!?!" Raz ran over to the watermelon sorbet. Elmo started to cry. Raz scurried over and climbed on Elmo. He took off the tape on Elmo's mouth. He stopped crying. He had a evil grin on his mouth and laughed an evil laugh. He took my watermelon sorbet shooter. He took some of the watermelon sorbet Raz was eating. He used a spoon to get the watermelon sorbet into the shooter. Raz said: "That's mine!" I said: "And that's my spoon!" He shot some at Raz. Raz had his own broccoli stew shooter. He put some broccoli stew in his shooter. He shot it at Elmo. Elmo, Raz, and Belldranit were on the news. (And the pie tin from the delicious apple pie!) The reporter said: "Elmo, Raz, and Belldranit are going to jail! Even this pie tin from this delicious apple pie!" The pie tin that had the delicious apple pie in it ran away. The pie tin said: "Well, back to the bakery!" Everyone went to jail. (But not the pie tin!)
THE END
It's called "I Stole Elmo! (and a delicious apple pie)". I hope you like it!
Raz was watching Elmo on TV. When it was time for Mr. Noodle to come out, something appeared on TV. "Elmo is at the iceberg! He is also holding a delicious apple pie!" said a reporter on TV. Raz got excited. He scurried over to me. I was about to sit down to eat my noodles. But when I sat down, Raz tipped the chair over. (But I didn't have any noodles in my hand. That was a relief!) As I was saying, Raz tipped over the chair. I fell down. Raz said: "Belldranit, Elmo is holding a delicious apple pie at the iceberg! I have to go see him!" I said: "Do you want me to steal Elmo and his delicious apple pie?" Raz said: "Oh yes! That would be the best thing you ever did for me!" I went to the iceberg. I went behind Elmo. I grabbed him. Then I went back to my igloo. Raz cheered. "Fa la la la, Elmo's world. Fa la la..." sang Elmo. He couldn't sing anymore because I taped up his mouth! I said: "Elmo, meet Raz! Raz, meet Elmo!" Elmo mumbled. Raz cheered. "Hey Elmo," said Raz. "I'm going to eat you up!" "That's the spirit!" I said. I headed out the door. I said: "Maybe Graeter's is open. I can always get a watermelon sorbet." Before I knew it, Graeter's was open. I got a watermelon sorbet. Then I headed back to check on Raz (and Elmo). Raz ate the delicious apple pie! I said: "I bet you don't need this watermelon sorbet!" Raz said: "WHAT?!?!?!" Raz ran over to the watermelon sorbet. Elmo started to cry. Raz scurried over and climbed on Elmo. He took off the tape on Elmo's mouth. He stopped crying. He had a evil grin on his mouth and laughed an evil laugh. He took my watermelon sorbet shooter. He took some of the watermelon sorbet Raz was eating. He used a spoon to get the watermelon sorbet into the shooter. Raz said: "That's mine!" I said: "And that's my spoon!" He shot some at Raz. Raz had his own broccoli stew shooter. He put some broccoli stew in his shooter. He shot it at Elmo. Elmo, Raz, and Belldranit were on the news. (And the pie tin from the delicious apple pie!) The reporter said: "Elmo, Raz, and Belldranit are going to jail! Even this pie tin from this delicious apple pie!" The pie tin that had the delicious apple pie in it ran away. The pie tin said: "Well, back to the bakery!" Everyone went to jail. (But not the pie tin!)
THE END
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