Sunday, November 4, 2007

Raz And Elmo Get Justice (funniest story you ever heard!)

Aunt Yaminka Icyflippers was bringing Raz pumpkin pie! She made the pumpkin pie all by herself. She made it with love. She also called Elmo for a play date.

4 comments:

Belldranit said...

down below, i made another part of the story.

housemusic said...

"Finally," said Elmo with an evil grin. "I can get my justice with them!" Aunt Yaminka ringed the doorbell. "Aunt Yaminka!" I said. "Glad to see you!" "Glad to see you, too!" said Aunt Yaminka. "I'm glad to see you to get my justice with you and Raz!" said Elmo. Raz came to the door. "There's that cute little blue puffle!" said Aunt Yaminka. "Pie!" said Raz. "Raz," said Aunt Yaminka. "That pie is for you! Go get it!" Raz went inside and ate it. "Well," said Aunt Yaminka. "Bye!" "Elmo," I said. "Come inside." Elmo went inside. Raz was watching Club Penguin's Most Funniest Penguins. "Whoa!" said Raz. "Don't bring Elmo in here!" "Why not?" I said. "Remember last time?" said Raz. "Yeah," I said. "Take him in the closet and lock the door!" said Raz. "With my key?" I asked. "Yes," answered Raz.

Weirdbear said...

I did what Raz told me to do. Elmo stayed in there for a little while. Then, he escaped! He ate Raz.

THE END!

No! That's not the end of the story!

Elmo spit Raz out. "Ewww!!" Elmo said. "Puffle flavor!" Raz hit Elmo with everything in my igloo. "STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled as loud as I can. Raz cried. Elmo played dead. "Stop," I said quietly. Raz stopped crying. Elmo stopped playing dead. Raz jumped on Elmo's eye ninety-nine times. "STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled louder. Raz cried harder. Elmo played dead like he was really dead. "Stop," I said. Raz stopped crying harder. Elmo stopped playing dead like he was really dead. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. It was Aunt Yaminka. "How are you doing?" she asked. "Fine," I answered. "What's going on?" she asked. I made a face. I slapped her fifty-eight times. "STOP!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled. Raz cried as hard as he could. Elmo played dead like he was attacked by a bear. I scooted on my butt until my butt got a bruise. Aunt Yaminka banged her head on the ground.

THE END!

housemusic said...

That's not the end!

"Stop," said Aunt Yaminka softly. She stopped banging her head on the ground. Raz stopped crying as hard as he could. Elmo stopped playing dead like he was attacked by a bear. Then, we took deep breaths. We went outside our igloo. "What was that about?" we all said. Then, I woke up. "It was a dream!" I said. "Yeah, it was!" said Raz. "I don't even have an Aunt Yaminka!" I said. "Yup," said Raz. "It was all a dream." I looked at my watch. "HOLY MOLY!!" I said in a surprised voice. "We missed 1231ds' sleepover!" "Aw, man!" said Raz. "Zase and Zoo were going to be there! I wanted to see them!" "Oh well," I said. "Guess it was a..."
Aunt Yaminka busted the wall with a big robot.
"DREAM???" said Aunt Yaminka. "THINK AGAIN!!!!" Then, something happened. We woke up again. "That was weird," I said. "Yeah," said Raz. "Let's just pretend that never happened." "Yup," I said. "Just think of it. How many more weird adventures would we have in the future?"

35 years later....

"Raz," I said. "Do you have something to get me out of these ice bricks?" "No," said Raz. "Who really cares?"

THE END!